There are a couple of real bad people out there. Just lurking in the shadows, ready to leap forth and off you. You will never see them coming. You will only hear your own last gasp as the flame of your soul is extinguised.
Look deep into the Christmas Light Assasin’s eyes. Peer into the darkness of his soul. Look at the festive holiday light coiled around his hoodie, inside and out. Only a truly sick person will stalk you while wearing the Walgreen Specials. Each bulb another notch on the proverbial belt.
And as you watch out for this Yule Tide Boogeyman, beware of the Pony Tail Bandit. The cool steel blade is her weapon of choice. Some have called her a sidekick, but never a second time for dead men tell no tales.
As you open your presents from under the tree, and empty your stockings from off the mantle, give thanks that this Deadly Duo has yet to cross your path. And realize that making it to next Christmas will be the biggest gift you receive…… mwahahaaha.
Josh loves a good adventure.